Tommorrow I'm going to...
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Phoebeshusband |
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I really love it when Shawn shows his package.
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Shawn82PA |
#122 | |||
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Tomorrow I'm going to sit around the house
Shawn really needs.... |
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Phoebeshusband |
#123 | |||
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Shawn really needs a good blow
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Chimaera182 |
#124 | |||
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I volunteer to clean the portapotties across Georgia. Chim has a weird...
“This one
guy said, ‘AIDS is God’s way of controlling
the homosexual population.’ Yeah, because the gays
reproduce like bunnies.� - Brett
Butler
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Phoebeshusband |
#125 | |||
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Chim has a weird growth on his penis, it's like he has three heads, three heads are better than one.
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Chimaera182 |
#126 | |||
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When you're alone, you can always go downtown! Where all the lights are bright! Downtown!
When you're sittin' in the Chevy...
“This one
guy said, ‘AIDS is God’s way of controlling
the homosexual population.’ Yeah, because the gays
reproduce like bunnies.� - Brett
Butler
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Phoebeshusband |
#127 | |||
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When you're sittin' in the Chevy and your feelin sumthin heavy...elephantitis!
I need a new... |
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Chimaera182 |
#128 | |||
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I need a new signature; something with a guy where you hover the mouse over him and his pants drop.
I think that would...
“This one
guy said, ‘AIDS is God’s way of controlling
the homosexual population.’ Yeah, because the gays
reproduce like bunnies.� - Brett
Butler
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Phoebeshusband |
#129 | |||
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I think that would be really fun, I need a naked guy.
How am I supposed to... |
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Chimaera182 |
#130 | |||
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How am I supposed to get off at work when all I work with are women?
It's simple; first you...
“This one
guy said, ‘AIDS is God’s way of controlling
the homosexual population.’ Yeah, because the gays
reproduce like bunnies.� - Brett
Butler
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Phoebeshusband |
#131 | |||
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It's simple; first you unzip his pants!
My mom called me and said... |
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Chimaera182 |
#132 | |||
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My mom called me and said to stop the shenanigans and bring her a sandwich.
When someone asks me where's the beef, I say...
“This one
guy said, ‘AIDS is God’s way of controlling
the homosexual population.’ Yeah, because the gays
reproduce like bunnies.� - Brett
Butler
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Phoebeshusband |
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When someone asks me where's the beef, I say, "In my pants, beeyotch"
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Chimaera182 |
#134 | |||
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If you want to be a millionaire, whore yourself out to a lot of people in one night and hope for no cheap Johns.
Why is it that whenever I open my mouth...
“This one
guy said, ‘AIDS is God’s way of controlling
the homosexual population.’ Yeah, because the gays
reproduce like bunnies.� - Brett
Butler
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Phoebeshusband |
#135 | |||
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Why is it that whenever I open my mouth I geta load of cum spewed in?
I'm always happy when... |
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Chimaera182 |
#136 | |||
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I'm always happy when I can corrupt a "Finish the sentence."
All I wanted for Christmas...
“This one
guy said, ‘AIDS is God’s way of controlling
the homosexual population.’ Yeah, because the gays
reproduce like bunnies.� - Brett
Butler
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Phoebeshusband |
#137 | |||
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All I wanted for Christmas was a lot of sex.
That monkey smells like... |
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heartchakra13 |
#138 | |||
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a marshmallow.
the color red.... |
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