When I get home from a long days work I...
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Sinking in goo |
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...my peacock featheron my outfit tickle them as I
walk by.
When I get home from a long days work I... |
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Chimaera182 |
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... pop in some My Little Pony DVDs and eat some
pop corn.
I have an itch, so I... "The key to happiness is
self-delusion. Don't think of yourself as an organic pain
collector racing toward oblivion."
"I've never had that thought... until
now." "Don't blame me; I said
don't."
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Sinking in goo |
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I have an itch, so I hire a band of rogue male
gypsies with big pecks (and peckers) to scratch it with
Italian style breasticks.
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Chimaera182 |
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Clowns are fun because they have such such
beautiful horns.
There's a mouse... "The key to happiness is
self-delusion. Don't think of yourself as an organic pain
collector racing toward oblivion."
"I've never had that thought... until
now." "Don't blame me; I said
don't."
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Sinking in goo |
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There's a mouse nibbling on my condom
supply.
I'm only tired after... |
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Chimaera182 |
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I'm only tired after a long, hard day of sleeping
in.
I feel like I could... "The key to happiness is
self-delusion. Don't think of yourself as an organic pain
collector racing toward oblivion."
"I've never had that thought... until
now." "Don't blame me; I said
don't."
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Sinking in goo |
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I feel like I could make love to 12 guys at once
right now.
Rudolph the red nosed reindeer is my... |
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Chimaera182 |
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What a tempting thought.
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer is my special helper; he helps me get off. Where's my... "The key to happiness is
self-delusion. Don't think of yourself as an organic pain
collector racing toward oblivion."
"I've never had that thought... until
now." "Don't blame me; I said
don't."
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Sinking in goo |
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Where's my Aunt Missy's rolls royce with midgets
making love in the back seat?
I always end up having to... |
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Chimaera182 |
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I always end up having to refree the love-making
midgets.
While I was in Paris, I... "The key to happiness is
self-delusion. Don't think of yourself as an organic pain
collector racing toward oblivion."
"I've never had that thought... until
now." "Don't blame me; I said
don't."
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Saabaj |
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When I was in Paris I almost proposed to my
covergirl, then I realized how overdone that is.
Pool parties are... |
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Chimaera182 |
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Pool parties are lame, but pool boys are
hot.
If I were any animal, it would be... "The key to happiness is
self-delusion. Don't think of yourself as an organic pain
collector racing toward oblivion."
"I've never had that thought... until
now." "Don't blame me; I said
don't."
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Sinking in goo |
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If I were an animal it would be a dog, because I
like it in the style of the dogs.
Of mice and men is a great.... |
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Chimaera182 |
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Of mice and men is a great choice for sex, but Josh
would choose mice every time.
Wherever I go, there... "The key to happiness is
self-delusion. Don't think of yourself as an organic pain
collector racing toward oblivion."
"I've never had that thought... until
now." "Don't blame me; I said
don't."
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Sinking in goo |
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Wherever I go, there is a crowd of people cheering
my name anmd asking me to flash them.
My dog always licks... |
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Chimaera182 |
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My dog always licks himself since he's not getting
any from Josh.
Where's the beef, I asked for... "The key to happiness is
self-delusion. Don't think of yourself as an organic pain
collector racing toward oblivion."
"I've never had that thought... until
now." "Don't blame me; I said
don't."
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Saabaj |
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Where's the beef, I asked for three big beefy men at my party and got three stripperella acts instead. I use my phone list.... |
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Chimaera182 |
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I use my phone list to store the best numbers for
phone sex; Josh is at number 1.
We're all going to the... "The key to happiness is
self-delusion. Don't think of yourself as an organic pain
collector racing toward oblivion."
"I've never had that thought... until
now." "Don't blame me; I said
don't."
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Saabaj |
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We're all going to the Sturgis Bike Rally because
we chase bears.... ok not really.
Somewhere over the rainbow.... |
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Sinking in goo |
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Somewhere over the rainbow aliens are staring down
at me waiting to take me...again
Walking through the forest.... |
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