Walking through the forest Josh felt a poke in his
side, "stop it Kevin" he winced, but it
wasn't Kevin.
As a lover, Bigfoot....
As a lover, Bigfoot....
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As a lover, Bigfoot fails to amuse; that rumor
about the size of your feet and the size of something
else is totally bogus.
One time, at the movies... "The key to happiness is
self-delusion. Don't think of yourself as an organic pain
collector racing toward oblivion."
"I've never had that thought... until
now." "Don't blame me; I said
don't."
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One time, at the movies I slept with Johnny Depp at
his premiere, in the cloak room of the Kodak
Theater.
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Posts: 2672 10/02/05 23:19:04 |
Josh forgot to add a new unfinished sentence, so
I...
"The key to happiness is
self-delusion. Don't think of yourself as an organic pain
collector racing toward oblivion."
"I've never had that thought... until
now." "Don't blame me; I said
don't."
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Josh forgot to add a new unfinished sentence, so I
sent rabid bats wearing tutu's to attck him as he walked
down the street.
I like to smoke.... |
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Posts: 2672 11/01/05 05:08:11 |
I like to smoke weed while drunk, then blow my
supplier on the beach...
 When there's a will... "The key to happiness is
self-delusion. Don't think of yourself as an organic pain
collector racing toward oblivion."
"I've never had that thought... until
now." "Don't blame me; I said
don't."
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Posts: 1149 11/01/05 05:10:48 |
When there's a will there's a grace.
Some people like it when it's hot some people... |
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Posts: 2672 11/04/05 03:51:07 |
Some people like it when it's hot some people like
it when it's absolutely steamy and seemy.
One time, at a nude beach, I bent down and... "The key to happiness is
self-delusion. Don't think of yourself as an organic pain
collector racing toward oblivion."
"I've never had that thought... until
now." "Don't blame me; I said
don't."
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Posts: 1149 11/10/05 18:45:09 |
One time, at a nude beach, I bent down and found a
message in a bottle, It said "help, we're
stranded off the coast of Madagascar", I mad a
paper airplane out of it and it flew right into some guys
crack.
I use my credit card when I go... |
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Posts: 2672 11/11/05 02:15:47 |
I use my credit card when I go to the strip club,
so I can afford the good lapdances.
Wherever I go, there... "The key to happiness is
self-delusion. Don't think of yourself as an organic pain
collector racing toward oblivion."
"I've never had that thought... until
now." "Don't blame me; I said
don't."
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Sinking in goo |
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Posts: 2634 11/16/05 06:06:27 Josh The
Saint |
Wherever I go, there are always two are three guys
asking to sleep with me.
Hit me baby... |
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Posts: 2672 11/18/05 01:38:21 |
Hit me baby for letting people write me such
terrible songs to sing.
Why don't you... "The key to happiness is
self-delusion. Don't think of yourself as an organic pain
collector racing toward oblivion."
"I've never had that thought... until
now." "Don't blame me; I said
don't."
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Posts: 1149 11/18/05 18:22:16 |
Why don't you call a cab, have it take you
downtown, work a corner, and then we can go have ice
cream with the few extra bucks.
My friends always ask.... |
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Posts: 2672 11/19/05 14:05:31 |
My friends always ask me for free chocolate, but I
keep telling them that now that I'm a professional
fudge-packer, I can't mess around like that.
I went to the store today, and... "The key to happiness is
self-delusion. Don't think of yourself as an organic pain
collector racing toward oblivion."
"I've never had that thought... until
now." "Don't blame me; I said
don't."
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Posts: 1149 11/19/05 19:41:50 |
LMAO
I went to the store today, and got lots and lots of toilet paper. I only wear white after.... |
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Posts: 2672 11/21/05 01:54:31 |
I only wear white after sex; it matches my face
after sex.
I like to drink and... "The key to happiness is
self-delusion. Don't think of yourself as an organic pain
collector racing toward oblivion."
"I've never had that thought... until
now." "Don't blame me; I said
don't."
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Posts: 2634 11/21/05 02:07:37 Josh The
Saint |
I like to drink and "play" with
milk in bed, it may be messy but it's a good source of
calicum!
When my dad says........... |
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Posts: 2672 11/21/05 02:09:26 |
When my dad says "You need to get a little
man in you," I always dress my sluttiest and go
out to get some.
Lisa Simpson is so... "The key to happiness is
self-delusion. Don't think of yourself as an organic pain
collector racing toward oblivion."
"I've never had that thought... until
now." "Don't blame me; I said
don't."
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Sinking in goo |
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Posts: 2634 11/21/05 02:32:46 Josh The
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LMAO...do you go to a midget colony?
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My very educated mother just...
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