I get scared when...
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Chimaera182 |
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I like it when it snows because then I have an
excuse to light the fireplace and make sweet love by it
all night. 'Cause I wanna lay you down by the yule log! I
wanna love you right. I wanna jingle your bell and
falalalalaLA!
I get scared when... "The key to happiness is
self-delusion. Don't think of yourself as an organic pain
collector racing toward oblivion."
"I've never had that thought... until
now." "Don't blame me; I said
don't."
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ryan |
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I get scared when frosty comes to life.
I'm so gay ... ---------
Forever in your arms I shall be.. Forever staring into your eyes.. |
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Sinking in goo |
Re: Unfinished sentence... | #83 | ||
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I'm so gay I make Jack look butch.
Over in the field... |
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ryan |
Re: Unfinished sentence... | #84 | ||
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Over in the field, far under the trees, the monkeys
make love.
Ranch is .. ---------
Forever in your arms I shall be.. Forever staring into your eyes.. |
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Sinking in goo |
Re: Unfinished sentence... | #85 | ||
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Ranch is a very tasty dressing.
Only people with... |
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Chimaera182 |
Re: Unfinished sentence... | #86 | ||
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Only people with small dicks concern themselves
with sports cars.
I need a man, but I... "The key to happiness is
self-delusion. Don't think of yourself as an organic pain
collector racing toward oblivion."
"I've never had that thought... until
now." "Don't blame me; I said
don't."
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Phoebeshusband |
Re: Unfinished sentence... | #87 | ||
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I need a man, but I would settle for a large
pig.
Whenever we go out all the happy people shout... |
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Chimaera182 |
Re: Unfinished sentence... | #88 | ||
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Whenever we go out all the happy people shout,
"Get out of here, you're making us
unhappy!"
If I could have one wish... "The key to happiness is
self-delusion. Don't think of yourself as an organic pain
collector racing toward oblivion."
"I've never had that thought... until
now." "Don't blame me; I said
don't."
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Sinking in goo |
Re: Unfinished sentence... | #89 | ||
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If I could have one wish it would be for lots of
naked men
Saturdays are always rough for me because... |
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Chimaera182 |
Re: Unfinished sentence... | #90 | ||
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Saturdays are always rough for me because I should
be doing schoool work but never do.
When I'm sick, I like to... "The key to happiness is
self-delusion. Don't think of yourself as an organic pain
collector racing toward oblivion."
"I've never had that thought... until
now." "Don't blame me; I said
don't."
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Sinking in goo |
Re: Unfinished sentence... | #91 | ||
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When I'm sick, I like to get other people sick too
and start epidemics.
Long lines make me... |
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Chimaera182 |
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Long lines make me cranky, but it gives me a chance
to glance over the latest tidbits of unimportant
celebrities' lives.
When I go out on a date, I ... "The key to happiness is
self-delusion. Don't think of yourself as an organic pain
collector racing toward oblivion."
"I've never had that thought... until
now." "Don't blame me; I said
don't."
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Sinking in goo |
Re: Unfinished sentence... | #93 | ||
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When I go out on a date, I always take my favorite
teddy bear Mr. Snooklepuss.
I like when the garbage men... |
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Chimaera182 |
Re: Unfinished sentence... | #94 | ||
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I like when the garbage men come inside to use my
shower, and I scrub their back... and front.
There's this guy down the street... "The key to happiness is
self-delusion. Don't think of yourself as an organic pain
collector racing toward oblivion."
"I've never had that thought... until
now." "Don't blame me; I said
don't."
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Sinking in goo |
Re: Unfinished sentence... | #95 | ||
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There's this guy down the street who always stares
at me...maybe it's because I walk back and forth in front
of his house with no pants on.
Spring is a time to... |
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missdeepdarkness(d) |
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Spring is a time to buy new clothes for the hot
summer round the corner.
On Valentines day .. ![]() |
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Sinking in goo |
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On Valentines day I ran 3 miles to the local
brothel because I was lonely.
My head is so... |
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Chimaera182 |
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My head is so woozy; I had waaaaay too much to
drink last night, and the night before that, and the
night before that, and the night before that...
My goodness, I have a... "The key to happiness is
self-delusion. Don't think of yourself as an organic pain
collector racing toward oblivion."
"I've never had that thought... until
now." "Don't blame me; I said
don't."
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Sinking in goo |
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My goodness, I have a a very very large
head-ache...his name is Oliver.
Watching Family Guy always makes me... |
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Chimaera182 |
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Watching Family Guy always makes me hungry and
horny; well, okay, the hunger is just munchies from
smoking a doobie with Stewie.
There's nothing that .... "The key to happiness is
self-delusion. Don't think of yourself as an organic pain
collector racing toward oblivion."
"I've never had that thought... until
now." "Don't blame me; I said
don't."
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