The birds are singing and...
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Sinking in goo |
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There's nothing that I can't do, or no one for that
matter.
The birds are singing and... |
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Chimaera182 |
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The birds are singing and the dogs are
humping.
It's a beautiful day... "The key to happiness is
self-delusion. Don't think of yourself as an organic pain
collector racing toward oblivion."
"I've never had that thought... until
now." "Don't blame me; I said
don't."
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Sinking in goo |
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It's a beautiful day when I get paid
Just when you think everything is back to normal... |
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Chimaera182 |
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Just when you think everything is back to normal,
Josh put on women's clothing and went to work his corner.
Wait, that is normal.
When you go to Europe, you have to... “This one guy said, ‘AIDS is
God’s way of controlling the homosexual
population.’ Yeah, because the gays reproduce like
bunnies.” - Brett Butler
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Sinking in goo |
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When you go to Europe, you have to bring at least
40 condoms
Bright green shirts are... |
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Chimaera182 |
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Bright green shirts are a good way to pretend
you're Irish on St. Patrick's Day, but watch out for
Chim; he hates the faux Irish look, since he's the real
deal. Well, partly.
When white stuff comes out, you know... “This one guy said, ‘AIDS is
God’s way of controlling the homosexual
population.’ Yeah, because the gays reproduce like
bunnies.” - Brett Butler
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Phoebeshusband |
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When white stuff comes out, you know you're eating
a cream filled doughnut.
Mary Jane always... |
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Chimaera182 |
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Mary Jane always makes you feel better, except when
it doesn't.
All the ducks are swimming in the water, ... “This one guy said, ‘AIDS is
God’s way of controlling the homosexual
population.’ Yeah, because the gays reproduce like
bunnies.” - Brett Butler
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Phoebeshusband |
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All the ducks are swimming in the water, are very
very gay!
I like to explore... |
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Chimaera182 |
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I like to explore the inner depths of my
chakra.
When I see a man approach me while holding a baseball bat... “This one guy said, ‘AIDS is
God’s way of controlling the homosexual
population.’ Yeah, because the gays reproduce like
bunnies.” - Brett Butler
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Phoebeshusband |
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When I see a man approach me while holding a baseball bat I think, he should be holding my bat!
When I go shopping for new clothes, I go in the changing room and... |
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Shawn82PA |
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pull the cutest guy in with me
Whenever I watch Charmed I always.... |
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Phoebeshusband |
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Whenever I watch Charmed I always enjoy it
My dogs always like to... |
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Shawn82PA |
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be right beside me
Whenever I stand in the rain naked.... |
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Phoebeshusband |
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Whenever I stand in the rain naked I pee
LOL On my birthday I always... |
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Shawn82PA |
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On my birthday I always spend it alone
Last time I slept I dreamt about.... |
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Phoebeshusband |
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Last time I slept I dreamt about balloons...big balloons.
I want to change my name to... |
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Shawn82PA |
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I want to change my name to Long Dong
I really miss... |
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Phoebeshusband |
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I really miss Louisiana
I don't like it when... |
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Shawn82PA |
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I don't like it when friends leave me hanging
I really love it when Shawn.... |
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