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Re: Quote of the day | #21 | ||
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Posts: 2672 06/07/05 04:15:57 |
I suppose.
o.O Silk tie? "The key to happiness is
self-delusion. Don't think of yourself as an organic pain
collector racing toward oblivion."
"I've never had that thought... until
now." "Don't blame me; I said
don't."
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XRaven |
Re: Quote of the day | #22 | ||
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Posts: 1290 06/07/05 23:53:35 Ancient One |
I don't really know.........it was his Bank
Atalntice tie
God,  I have to go
cut the lawn
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Chimaera182 |
Re: Quote of the day | #23 | ||
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Posts: 2672 06/08/05 01:17:36 |
"OMG stop it, stop
it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You are one disgusting
person. Ugh, OMG i can't believe you wrote that. Just the
word "secretions" made me want to
vomit.
I just can't believe it, every time I read it I get so BLECH!!!!" LMAO! "The key to happiness is
self-delusion. Don't think of yourself as an organic pain
collector racing toward oblivion."
"I've never had that thought... until
now." "Don't blame me; I said
don't."
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XRaven |
Re: Quote of the day | #24 | ||
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Posts: 1290 06/09/05 02:23:42 Ancient One |
Well I am glad that my displeasure makes you happy.
It's what I live for
 
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Chimaera182 |
Re: Quote of the day | #25 | ||
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Posts: 2672 06/09/05 04:43:43 |
<Oysterhead_> I am not F'ing like
Mary Poppins
rofl "The key to happiness is
self-delusion. Don't think of yourself as an organic pain
collector racing toward oblivion."
"I've never had that thought... until
now." "Don't blame me; I said
don't."
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XRaven |
Re: Quote of the day | #26 | ||
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Posts: 1290 06/09/05 22:58:06 Ancient One |
He should learn how to fish then.
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Chimaera182 |
Re: Quote of the day | #27 | ||
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Posts: 2672 06/12/05 15:37:03 |
"The sense of power is such a turn-on. You
may be on your knees, but, honey, you've got him by the
balls."
-Samantha Jones (Sex and the City) "The key to happiness is
self-delusion. Don't think of yourself as an organic pain
collector racing toward oblivion."
"I've never had that thought... until
now." "Don't blame me; I said
don't."
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Chimaera182 |
Re: Quote of the day | #28 | ||
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Posts: 2672 02/19/06 14:01:39 |
<Shrapnull> It's not how the boat
floats, or the size of the mast, but the motion of the
ocean
<Aduro> lol <Tiffy> haha <cryptonix> just hope your seamen don't have scurvey  "The key to happiness is
self-delusion. Don't think of yourself as an organic pain
collector racing toward oblivion."
"I've never had that thought... until
now." "Don't blame me; I said
don't."
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Sinking in goo |
Re: Quote of the day | #29 | ||
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Posts: 2634 02/22/06 02:41:09 Josh The
Saint |
Any connection between your reality and my reality
is purely coincidental.
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Chimaera182 |
Re: Quote of the day | #30 | ||
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Posts: 2672 03/02/06 14:09:39 |
Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a
box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring
up
Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?" Primus521: turns out he misheard him Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face "The key to happiness is
self-delusion. Don't think of yourself as an organic pain
collector racing toward oblivion."
"I've never had that thought... until
now." "Don't blame me; I said
don't."
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Chimaera182 |
Re: Quote of the day | #31 | ||
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Posts: 2672 03/05/06 16:28:11 |
One night there was a thunderstorm in the area, and
one customer, notorious among the tech support crowd,
called:
Customer: "Did you know about the thunderstorm? I heard that I should unplug my computer. Should I do that?" Tech Support: "In most cases, yes, it is best to at least unplug your phone line. Lightning sometimes causes power surges that can damage your modem." Customer: "Can it damage other things as well...like the phone?" Tech Support: "I've never heard of that happening before, but it is a possibility." Customer: "So do you think that I should unplug the phone from my computer and from all the phones as well?" Tech Support: (frustrated) "Couldn't hurt." Customer: "So when can I plug them all back in?" Tech Support: (really annoyed now) "When the storm is over." Customer: "How will I know when it's safe, though?" My face lit up like a Christmas tree, and it was all I could do to keep myself breathing evenly. Tech Support: "I will call you." Customer: "Ok! Thank you!" "The key to happiness is
self-delusion. Don't think of yourself as an organic pain
collector racing toward oblivion."
"I've never had that thought... until
now." "Don't blame me; I said
don't."
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Sinking in goo |
Re: Quote of the day | #32 | ||
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Posts: 2634 07/18/06 19:55:57 Josh The
Saint |
"If Barbie is so popular, why do you have
to buy her friends?
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Chimaera182 |
Re: Quote of the day | #33 | ||
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Posts: 2672 07/19/06 22:25:59 |
I remember hearing that one recently, but I forget
where. Anyway, my quote of the day is my new
sig:
“This one guy said, ‘AIDS is
God’s way of controlling the homosexual
population.’ Yeah, because the gays reproduce like
bunnies.” - Brett Butler
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Phoebeshusband |
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Posts: 1149 07/26/07 10:43:25 |
"i'm kind of OCD like that" ~Sarah Silverman when asked why she has had anal sex the same amount as vaginal
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Posts: 2672 11/13/07 16:25:13 |
"Helping someone move is like oral sex: do it once, and they owe you for life." -Jordan, Scrubs
“This one
guy said, ‘AIDS is God’s way of controlling
the homosexual population.’ Yeah, because the gays
reproduce like bunnies.? - Brett
Butler
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Posts: 6 07/05/08 21:41:23 |
"It's better to be a lion for a day than a sheep all your life."
~Elizabeth Kenny |
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