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Posts: 2634 04/01/04 06:31:10 Josh The
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Sinking in goo |
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Posts: 2634 04/01/04 23:35:17 Josh The
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The best argument against democracy is a
five-minute conversation with the average
voter.
Winston Churchill |
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Chimaera182 |
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Posts: 2672 04/02/04 03:59:26 |
"... most of our imports come from other
countries."
-George W. Bush |
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Posts: 2634 04/02/04 07:43:06 Josh The
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HAHAHAHA
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Sinking in goo |
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Posts: 2634 04/03/04 06:58:12 Josh The
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Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad
television.
Woody Allen |
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Sinking in goo |
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Posts: 2634 04/04/04 06:14:47 Josh The
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This country has come to feel the same when
Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a
hammer.
Will Rogers |
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Sinking in goo |
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Posts: 2634 04/05/04 03:14:26 Josh The
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It is a scientific fact that your body will not
absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's
plate.
Dave Barry |
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Chimaera182 |
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Posts: 2672 04/06/04 05:00:06 |
"And usually they have Jay Z or someone
who's in the groove, and I just got Clay
Aiken."
-Megan Mullally |
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Phoebeshusband |
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Posts: 1149 04/06/04 23:31:12 |
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in
Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
Jay Leno  |
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Chimaera182 |
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Posts: 2672 04/07/04 05:31:52 |
"You do not have
asthma."
-the dying words of a doctor speaking to me while I gasped for air like a fish out of water |
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Sinking in goo |
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Posts: 2634 04/07/04 05:35:50 Josh The
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awwww
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Sinking in goo |
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Posts: 2634 04/09/04 04:38:43 Josh The
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It's time for the human race to enter the solar
system.
Dan Quayle |
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Chimaera182 |
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Posts: 2672 04/09/04 19:29:09 |
LMAO!
"I'm going to Latin America? I don't even speak Latin." (not exact) -Dan Quayle |
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Sinking in goo |
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Posts: 2634 04/10/04 04:02:49 Josh The
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I refuse to join any club that would have me as a
member.
Groucho Marx |
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Posts: 2634 04/12/04 08:18:06 Josh The
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You're only has good as your last
haircut.
Fran Lebowitz |
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Posts: 2634 04/24/04 00:25:23 Josh The
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day
when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't
know where the hell she is.
Ellen DeGeneres |
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Saabaj |
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Posts: 334 04/26/04 15:12:51 Ancient One |
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully" - George W. Bush |
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Chimaera182 |
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Posts: 2672 06/05/05 20:30:09 |
<Robitron_Michigan_496697> Curious,
you do know you are safe in here with us,
right?
<Curious-1-197> i guess <Robitron_Michigan_496697> LOL <Robitron_Michigan_496697> Don't worry about people finding out, ok? <Chimaera182> i'm tracing your IP address now, but you're safe. Curious-1-197_11157 has left <Robitron_Michigan_496697> LOL <Robitron_Michigan_496697> You bitch! <london_uk239> lol jazawazer456_29361 has left <Chimaera182> hahaha I'm so mean.  "The key to happiness is
self-delusion. Don't think of yourself as an organic pain
collector racing toward oblivion."
"I've never had that thought... until
now." "Don't blame me; I said
don't."
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XRaven |
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Posts: 1290 06/06/05 03:39:13 Ancient One |
OMG!!!! you are one twisted little bitch.
 How could you do that? If that kid commits suicide, you know is your fault. |
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Chimaera182 |
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Posts: 2672 06/06/05 12:19:53 |
LoL it's not as bad as that.
Curious was a straight guy with a girlfriend; he was "curious" about doing it with guys, but he didn't know where to go and was afraid of getting caught. That's why he fled when I said I was tracing his IP; he was afraid of being busted. He won't kill himself. lol me and my mom at Dodge this morning: (we were being helped by this porker of a man, and we were in his cubicle; when he left (waddled off, to be precise), I pointed to a little statue of Buddha on his monitor) "Look, he had a little statue of himself made." "The key to happiness is
self-delusion. Don't think of yourself as an organic pain
collector racing toward oblivion."
"I've never had that thought... until
now." "Don't blame me; I said
don't."
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XRaven |
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Posts: 1290 06/07/05 03:10:46 Ancient One |
 I guess its
one of those moments where one had to be
there. My boyfriend "Oh no, I fucked on my tie" That was one hour before I crashed. |
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